Begam: "French Frisse" Bhi Ho Gae "French Tost" Bhi Kha Liya Ab Ek "French Kiss" Ho Jaye! Pathan: Sorry Janu Is Hotal Men Koi French Aadmi Kaam Nahi Karta!
Pulis: Tumhe Kal Subah 5 Baje Fansi Di Jayegi! Pathan: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Pulis: Tum Kyon Hans Rahe Ho? Pathan: Main To Uthata He Subah 9 Baje Hu!
Pathan Ne "Faders De" Par Apane Bap Ko Card Bheja Aur Us Men Yah Panktiyan Likhi "Full To Bahut Hain Gulab Jaisa Koi Nahin; Mere Baap To Bahut Hain Par Aap Jaisa Koi Nahin!"
Pathan Ki Khub Pitai Hui! Pata Hai Kyon? Kyonki Woh Janm Divas Ki Parti Men Muft Ka Khana Khate Hue Pakda Gaya! Aur Kahane Laga Men Ladke Walon Ki Taraf Se Hu!
Medical Student Pathan Ne Apni Classmate Ko Khun Se Ek Khat Dekar Kaha "Is Khat Ka Jawab Jarur Dena!" Clasmete Ne Use Jawab Diya "Tumhara Blad Groop Be Positive Hai!"
Dost: Tumne Itne Chotchote Bal Kyon Katwae? Pathan: Darasal Nai Ke Pas 3 Rupaye Chhuttee Nahin The To Maine Kaha Ki 3 Rupaye Ke Aur Kat De!